The Origin of Gay Music, the funniest shit I have read today! Just freaking hilarious!
NAME: Melvin "Do Me" SmithersonAGE: 86 GENRE: Erotic Jazz
SONGS: "Blow me like this here horn"..."Midnight Train to my Ass Land" "Feels so right so hold me tight John!!"
( MELVIN NEVER GOT THE RESPECT HE DESERVED IN THE US JAZZ SCENE..SO HE RELOCATED TO SWEDEN WITH HIS PARTNER GARY IN 1966 WHERE HE OWNS A SEX SWING BUSINESS!!!)
NAME: Lilly "Black Pussy Lover" White AGE: Unknown GENRE: Depressing Blues SONGS: "Whip me like a white slave!!".. "The Black Woman I love" "Wade in my white pussy water!!" ( LILLY WAS BANNED FROM SINGING HER INTERRACIAL LOVE SONGS IN THE US...SO SHE MOVED TO PARIS WHERE SHE WAS LATER BANNED FOR BEING SUCH A SLUT!!)
NAME: Buddy "Dick 'em down" Walls AGE: 76 GENRE: I GUESS BLUES SONGS: "The thrill is gone since your wife knows!!" "Wang Dang Doodle in my pants!!" "Everlasting gay love tonight!!" ( BUDDY PLAYED AT LOCAL TAVERNS IN NEW ORLEANS UNTIL HE WAS CAUGHT IN A LOVER'S QUARREL THAT MADE HIM LOSE BOTH HANDS. HE NOW PLAY WITH HIS FEET IN A POPULAR CIRCUS ACT!!)
NAME: Margaret "Too many Hoes" Wikins AGE: Deceased GENRE: Gangsta Rap SONGS: "Bitch I said I love you!!" "Where's my money Charlene?" "Don't Telegram me no mo & Don't Pony Express me no mo!!" ( CHARLENE WAS ON HER ROAD TO FAME UNTIL SHE WAS STABBED TO DEATH IN A BAR FIGHT!! GANGSTA RAP WAS NEVER THE SAME)
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