I Was Born In To This!!!

So I was talking to Lemon the other day...and she made me remember about the story my mom told me when she was pregnant with me.

My mom says that I was a"surprise", (surprise my ass I was an accident! these damn Hispanics, thinking they can't use contraceptives knowing good and well we pop out babies like they poppin corn at the movies!) LOL!
They tried for 4 years to have another kid after having my sister before they said screw it. So a year later there I am...in the womb...at no request of my own! so the entire time she is prego the doctors tell her that she is going to have a boy (WTF! YOU BASTARD! IM A GIRL!) so the entire pregnancy my parents are thinking they are going to have a boy...Happy as ever and my dad just excited as can be because he is going to have a son...the shower comes everyone gives her boy clothes and the whole nine. -.-

The day comes when I'm ready to bust out the joint (womb), they rush her to the hospital...prep her...and there I am!! My mom said everyone was excited to see the new baby BOY, then the doctor says "its...its...its a girl?!" The room is no longer filled with excitement but now disappointment....WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT! I was born in to negative energy! So there I am and already I am a disappointment to my parents...THANKS MOM AND DAD! -.o

Now you see that picture up top? You see what I am wearing! WHAT THE HELL!!! Do you see my face? just have a stank look on my face!!! They got my looking like a patch of flowers threw up on me! I was set up since day one I'm telling you! And ever sense then I have had bad luck...ask my friends...I'm always getting myself in to some shit lol! I just learned to laugh about it now...but I was thinking...I was born gay damn it...bc these fools wanted a boy so bad...they wished it! and now they just got stuck with a gay girl! same shit isnt it? LOL! I WAS BORN IN TO THIS DAMN IT! Don't act brand new now folks! LOL!