1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning..
-Guess I should stock up on my apples so I don't fall asleep LOL
-Guess I should stock up on my apples so I don't fall asleep LOL
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
-Thats just weird! You know who else doesn't have one? Deborah From Everybody Loves Raymond
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
-Some people I know are getting close to that pack a day....
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
-Che F Baby...You need to get out more! LOL
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
-I always sneeze more than once...sometimes 4 times in a row....this worries me!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
-I'm not in that 7%
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
-thats some ol bullshit! maybe people need to stop giving them a reason to bite you!
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
-Wait...so then my new niece & nepew don't have knee caps!? Oh shit!
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
-ooooo hell no! From now on I am cutting to the front!
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
-What the hell were they brushing with before that?
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
-In my house they last a day! SPLAT!
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
- LOL!! you Americans!!! idiots! LOL notice how it says AMERICANS! not immigrints!
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
- ok? I have no comment for this
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
-Great...now I am going to be counting my blinking!
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day
-wait why? because they swell through out the day from walking around on them!
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
- so then how come I wake up hungry in the morning?
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
-Why not just go to a watering hole like the rest of the animals?
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
- cool?
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in 'An Officer and a Gentleman' and 'Tootsie.'
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in 'An Officer and a Gentleman' and 'Tootsie.'
-I haven't seen tootsie but it's best he wasn't on 'An Officer and a Gentleman'
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
-wtf? why?
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
-wait wait wait...so when the people drink the milk they are drinking paint?! HA!
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
-Kind of like the way the President and the Vice President wouldn't travel in the same plane.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
- Thats just fucking disgusting! Remind me not to get that surgery done...wouldn't want your umbilical cord in me!
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring wasn't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring wasn't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
-so why not try something new and make it green?
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