Talk Drunk and You Get a FAT Lip

Alcohol...isn't it bitter sweet?

why? well because sometimes when you had a hard day at work or a rough week you take a good drink and feel so much better about it. But then that one drink turns in to two...two turns to three..and so on. Well by the end of the night you are drunk and don't even realize it. Instead of feeling the buzz like you planned you are now drunk (alcohol takes away your self control!!!) and slowly about to forget what happened the rest of that night LOL.

Some people like to say that when someone is drunk they speak the truth...anything that they have been feeling or their views and opinions about certain things are being said with out hesitation. Like word vomit. Someone is either confessing their undying love to someone or they are lashing out at someone that they have been angry at for months. Either way the next day you wake up and you don't remember the night before and when your informed of your antics...you are not only embarrassed but feel like a JACK ASS. Now people or that person knows exactly what you feel, the truth is out and it came from your drunken mouth...!

I think to say that the TRUTH comes out when your DRUNK apples only to your feelings. As far as your views and opinion about the world I don't think this applies. Its one thing to have feelings whether its angry, sad, or that whole love thing, people do this quite often bc for whatever reason they can't be completely honest with the other person...so when is the best time for it all to come out...when your drunk. LOL but when it comes to just drunk talk and you say something stupid where everyone looks at you sideways...then i don't think this is the TRUTH coming out i think its just DRUNK TALK...somehow the alcohol has effected your brain and corrupted the part that prevents you from saying stupid things that you MAY think sometimes but know you shouldn't say, it doesn't make sense to say and you normally wouldn't ever say it. Kind of like how when your really drunk you end up doing things you normally soberly wouldn't do...like that time your straight friend went to the gay club with you and all of a sudden after a few shots she goes around dancing like Miss Dancehall and starts shedding clothes and you end up seeing more of her then you ever wanted...or the time your guy friend starts hitting on the ugliest thing in the room....or the time your straight female friend makes out with one of your gay friends... LOL normally they wouldn't do this but alcohol made them do it! lol
I know personally have been drunk and have exposed feelings that I wish were just never exposed lol then wake up the next morning like "SHIT DID I REALLY SAY ALL THAT!?" I have even said things that deserve a fat lip LOL see I have come to realize that alcohol is not my friend lol no that bitch throws me under the bus every time! lol

In any event my rule of thumb...no more liquor...(At least for me...I can't say I will stop drinking i mean eventually I will but for now its just wine and beer...)and once you are getting drunk pull out that muzzle to prevent yourself from saying things that in the wrong crowd will get you a FAT LIP!!

Thank you and goodnight!!!